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jrod2814 said: SEE?!?!?! You're a fucking amazing wife. Always makin good looking food. Taking care of the house. Taking care of the husband. Wife status 10/10

I’m posting this because it literally made my whole day

Anonymous said: So who's the lucky guy?




    Evil underwater demon bananas.

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My ass getting slapped in slow motion

True. Fucking. Colors. Are. Showing.

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